Hole 17

Morgan · Post by **Morgan** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:06 pm

Breaking news exclusive to DisCap

New hole 17 at Hyzer coming in the spring, will be ready by April Showers. No mud, no swamp, no wet feet, no rickety boards over a yucky little creek, no walking down slippery gang planks over quagmires.

2004-2007 Old 17 up the hill 710 feet par 4 sucked moose
2007-2011 New 17 200 feet par 3 ate gnu dookie
2011 NEW NEW 17 monster 750 foot par 5 blew chunks
2012 NEW NEW NEW 17 is a 650 feet par 4 and sweeter than honey over aspartame.

Ven · Post by **Ven** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:32 pm

Hmmm Have to spend more time staring at the map to figure out where the Newnewnew 17 will be... Also wondering where the pro shop will be...
"Changing from A to A+ because I'm putting in a pro shop"

Post by **MichiganJeff** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 7:38 pm

Can't wait to play it !!!!!

Morgan · Post by **Morgan** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:12 pm

Going to start work tomorrow.

Ain't no time for sorrow.

Got a new chain for the saw,

Gonna be shock and awe,

Gonna kill hundreds of trees tomorrow.

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It's gonna be good

Gonna make fire wood

It's gonna be sweet

From your head down to your feet

Gonna be like disc golf should

Cypress Will · Post by **Cypress Will** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 12:48 am

This sounds Awesome! Like a totally new hole 17? To the current 17th basket or not? where exactly is this going to fit in?

If you need to kill more trees early next week let me know. After movin back to the burbs my chainsaw is begging for some action!

Morgan · Post by **Morgan** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 1:56 am

OK Will, meet me there at 1 AM with whiskey.

I mainly want to work off my winter potbelly. I figure I'll take my obesity problem out on some innocent hemlocks and maples.

New pin placement. You'll love it. No wetlands. 17 will be high and dry.

Morgan · Post by **Morgan** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:29 am

I write good poetry when I'm drunk. I should get drunk more often.

Oh wait....I CAN'T.

Morgan · Post by **Morgan** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:55 am

http://www.hyzercreek.com/hyzercreekmap.htm

The cool thing is, when you hole out you'll be close to the little road that goes out to 10 (from tourney central). That road brings you out to 18.

It's gonna be oresome.

Morgan · Post by **Morgan** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 4:13 pm

OK today I cut the fairway through but it's still a mess and I didn't cut the green or groom anything.

Any help tomorrow would be apreesh.

Morgan · Post by **Morgan** » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:40 am

OK as of today I'm done roughing in the fairway and green, and path to 18. Grooming will have to wait until the snow is gone. Kevin will be happy about all the stumps. Have to wait for the ground to thaw to move the pin over. When I move the pin and it becomes the official 17, I have 6 big trees that I need to drop into the shytty little 200-foot fairway we used to call 17, but complained about because of all the mud and muck and because it blew chunks and sucked moose. A disc golf course is only as good as its worst hole.

No more long 17 and short 17. Just 17.

Morgan · Post by **Morgan** » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:32 pm

Today I moved the practice pin as a temporary pin for 17, so it's playable. Tomorrow I'm gonna fell some big trees to open up the new green, and I'll drop them into the old fairway to block off that crumby old mudway that used to be 17. In the spring I'll move the permanent pin over.

Today I'm putting up new signs.

Post by **kenjiac** » Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:10 pm

GO MORGAN!!!

Morgan · Post by **Morgan** » Mon Mar 05, 2012 5:48 pm

I am THEY

Post by **MichiganJeff** » Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:54 pm

Morgan wrote:I am THEY

Morgan · Post by **Morgan** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:10 pm

Done. Hole 17 is playable. Big trees felled, blocking old hole 17's shitway.

Tee sign in. Temporary pin in. All done until spring cleanup.

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